Stop sending love notes and poems, unless you want her make fun of you with her friends, by showing them what a romantic clown you are. If I find the guy who first wrote something in that language, I’m going to break his face…
Every pathetic loser uses that language, and they use it for constantly, it’s gotten to be like second nature for them, some of them even use it in their daily lives, in essays and on tests out of sheer reflex, they’ve gotten so used to writing that way it’s a natural reaction now (yeah yeah, I’m telling you, this is real).
Let’s be honest, we’ve all at least attempted to do a little sexting.
No matter if you were trying to spice up an existing relationship, starting a new one, or just being a creepy dude who tries to get pictures of girls for his own private collection, you’ve done it.
I watch patiently, knowing that this type of IM takes a bit to get hooked up, and then saw her profile picture appear in the corner and a message in reply to my own reading “Hi, Carol here, how horny are you? G: in OK, maybe an hour from you C: wanna get together 2nite G: we just met, you sure you want to do that? maybe, but I want to know I’m talking to you, not some little girl looking for excitement on line, or worse, a cop C: OK, hang on I waited while Carol did what she needed to do to accommodate my request and about three minutes goes by before I see a photo appear on the share screen of her naked body, smooth shaved mound, wonderful breasts with her face in the reflection as well.
” I’ll attempt to show the text as it read on that fateful day. C: Hell YES, I’d like to get a taste of that monster G: hmmm, kind of quick, but why not, let’s meet half way, there’s a motel on Hwy 69 in Siloam called *********** C: OK, I’ll get dressed and meet you there in an hour G: meet me in the restaurant, OK? C: can u see it G: oh yeah, I’m getting hard just looking at it. C: Be redy, Im hot already So, I jump through the shower, put on a pair of khakis and sport shirt, go commando for the freedom, and head out the door to my SUV.
Your partner may read it, smile and just play along with your mood.So when someone sends a romantic text message it was probably written like this: I’m enraged re-reading what I just wrote, but I’ve seen lots of guys who do that and… For the love of God, don’t use that language, write properly, set yourself apart from the loser herd, because when you write in SMS language, you make yourself look like a 10 year-old kid who’s completely naive, I’ve already told you about the philosophy of Alright.Let’s see now how we can really take advantage of the benefits that a little text messaging can bring.Naughty and raunchy text messages are an integral part of every relationship.We’ve all been there, and we’ve all sent it to a special someone.