Poems dating your best friend

But he’s asking you to come see his best friend’s lame garage band again. You could send him Rossetti’s “No Thank You, John,” the sassiest spurning ever set to verse: “I never said I loved you, John: Why will you tease me day by day, And wax a weariness to think upon With always ‘do’ and ‘pray’? ” This stanza should do the trick: “I have no heart?

” John texts back that he’s “just trying to be nice. — Perhaps I have not; But then you’re mad to take offence That I don’t give you what I have not got: Use your own common sense. Or perhaps you’ve been regularly hanging out with and hooking up with the same person for a few months. But Rossetti felt the same way in the 19th century.

" This is the status I was greeted with this week on the Facebook page of one of my dear girlfriends.

My knee-jerk response was "Duh, who wouldn't be pissed?

On some level you must have known that she would be bothered by it, and you chose not to tell her.

I'm not trying to generalize, but most of my female friends talk about past boyfriends, dissecting why their relationships didn't work.

1) As our friendship breaks My heart bleeds away There is nothing more That is left to say As we start walking To go separate ways I am preparing myself To see worse days I hate you 2) My best friend’s heart is where My secrets were meant to be As safe and secure As they could possibly be You told them to everyone You backstabbed me The devil within you I wish I could foresee I hate you 3) Grow up dude You are so lame For what you did You are to blame Stop lying or else Lose friends like me Be lonely and alone For eternity I hate you 4) Just like how you broke my heart Your heart should be broken too Only then you will understand A friend’s importance and value Just like how you broke my trust Your trust should be broken too So that you can understand How much I hate you 5) The way you made fun of me Must have given you pleasure But it made me realize that you Are a jerk of the highest order I hate you 6) Can I trust you I never can Are you still my friend I don’t think so, man Can I expect you to Stand by me In tough times of Crisis or calamity The answer to these Questions is a NO That is why I hate you I want you to know 7) You crushed and stomped Crumbled and broke My heart into pieces Until I began to choke You traumatized and horrified Ruined and hammered Our beautiful friendship You have completely shattered I hate you 8) I don’t want to see your face Ever again in my life Your lies have hurt my heart Sliced by your words, like a knife I don’t want to ever remember That we were once buddies Don’t ever come back to say sorry Just get out of my life please I hate you 9) Secrets, I always Wanted to share But you never showed Concern or care You had no regard For my privacy You can no longer Be friends with me I hate you 10) Dear friend…

My life is about to change Because you are gone I am ready to welcome A beautiful new dawn Which is free of lies Deceit and dishonesty Get out of my life So I can finally be happy I hate you 11) You don’t deserve my friendship You don’t deserve my loyalty You don’t deserve to be called My best friend or buddy You deserve my indifference You deserve my disgust I hate you so much Because you broke my trust 12) If you wanted to be someone Else’s friend and not mine You should have told me I would have been fine If you wanted to hang out with Guys and girls who are cool There was no need to lie You made me look like a fool I hate you 13) To my ex-friend…

Editor's note: Audrey Irvine is a senior assignment manager for CNN.

Her experiences in the dating world inspire her "Relationship Rant" column.