Funny headliners for internet dating

The Dating Gurus are at your service to explain just why a dating profile headline (also known as a tagline) is more important than you would first suspect.

There are zillions of daters out there in dating-land vying for your attention, hoping that you will recognize that they, uniquely,can fill that magical place in your heart.

One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out?

muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke!

Typically, the alarm bells start clanging as soon as we see their profile taglines: 90% of these taglines are either typical (overused and boring) or slightly needy.

Be wary about those who want to have a casual time, unless of course that is what you're looking for.

Then again, it is a 'dating' profile and not the kind that encourages one-night stands.

Avoid using headlines that begin with words like 'just', 'separated', 'divorced', 'heartbroken', 'confused', and the like, since it gives off a first impression that sounds desperate, bleak, and unapproachable.

Any details of a personal nature should be revealed while getting to know someone.