Ultimately, I'd like to be known for serving the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on this side of the Mississippi... On my days off, you'll either find me playing hockey or belting out show-tunes with my 6-month-old nephew Jason.
He says we should take our act on the road, but I think he needs to brush up on his harmonies first.
I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.
so let’s start: I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).
Am I going to be tackled to the floor and put in a head lock as foreplay? “I’m open minded and willing to try anything once.” Okay, so when you say this you are thinking skydiving or suicide hot chicken wings. You have just essentially opened with in translation “I really have nothing interesting to say about myself or the world, no thoughts, no interests…. If I can’t get some idea about your personality in the profile I certainly don’t have the time to inquire. This just shows you are lazy, or don’t care and certainly don’t take your profile or online dating too seriously.
Or, ‘I enjoy the finer things in life’ Does this mean will spend us into debt over your brand name obsession? “I’m into sports, movies, going to the gym blah blah blah”: Oh no you didn’t! When she reads this she is thinking threesomes, a barrel over Niagara Falls, or suicide. “I hate writing about myself but here goes..” Waaaay to build up the suspense! blank.” “If you want to know anything about me just ask! Fair enough, but neither will she take you seriously.
If you know me at all, you know I’m one of the most outgoing people around.
Feel free to post a piece of yours in the comments section and I can help you too. We’re intense and deeply-committed to everything we do.
Do I really need to explain why these banal descriptions will not distinguish you from about 99% of people. THINGS PEOPLE LOVE TO SAY THAT DON’T MEAN ANYTHING Yes how enchanting it is to read about things that I absolutely have no idea what they really mean, but I know people love to say them. you start by saying how you dont want to be on the site and are skeptical, but will give it a shot. THE ILLITERATE MAN: I get it, we are all busy and we love short cuts when texting a friend such as “How r u? But an entire paragraph of a profile where you throw grammar, punctuation and spelling all to the wind….
Here are my favorites:’ I work hard and play even harder’ What does this really mean? Unless you are looking for your best dude friend with boobs, don’t stress those things too much.
SILLY SELF DESCRIPTIONS My friends describe me as “blah blah blah blah blah”: Common guys! We possess a childlike naiveté in the belief that we can leave behind legacies, be they medical cures or symphonies.
I’m sure even Joseph Stalin’s friends gave him rave reviews. Cause I’ve heard many guys with their friendly macho banter and I’m pretty sure your guy friends at best would say you are a dork. “I love long walks on the beach” or ” I love to laugh” or “I love to have a good time”. Try something more interesting like “I like running on hot coals during my free time”. If you are not enthusiastic, imagine how your reader feels! ONE EXAMPLE OF A GREAT PROFILE I’m looking for the female version of me (no, not necessarily the above).